Dr Jekyll 1, Mr Hyde 0

The war between good and evil continues. But in a significant development, Dr Jekyll has landed a major blow against the evil Mr Hyde. It seems the world was quite amused with my case of schizophrenia. And the social media community in particular rallied behind Dr Jekyll’s cause. The end result was a traffic spike that sent Dr Jekyll into orgasmic overload…

Whoa momma! Dr Jekyll hadn’t been this aroused since he first saw Basic Instinct as a horny teenager…

“Keep it in you pants!” snapped Mr Hyde. “It means nothing if your subscriber count remains stagnant”.

But much to Mr Hyde’s dismay, the subscriber count also produced a nice little spike:

“They’ll leave you…  just like your girlfriend will… because you’re a loser!” cries Mr Hyde desperately.

“Just wait until they read the next piece of drivel you produce…”

But for now Mr Hyde’s insults are water off a duck’s back. Buoyed by the traffic spike, subscriber spike & social media love from some of his favourite bloggers, Dr Jekyll feels untouchable.

Mark this one down as a win for the good guys…

TagsDr Jekyll, Mr Hyde, Social media